The Properly Improper Martini

Brockmans, becuase a properly improper gin is the foundation of a traditionally untraditional Martini…
A suggestion of a hint of an innuendo of a vague thought of a whisper of a drop of vermouth…
The who is stirred, never shaken.
Two blueberries skewered and depositied gracefully a the bottom to remind us of our own mortality.
The Brockmans Martini

For the scientificially minded…